1.- If I were a fruit I'd be... pineapple.
2.- If I were a colour I'd be... obnoxious, bus yellow.
3.- If I were an animal I'd be...a vampire squid.
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... a mini food processor
5.- If I were a book I'd be...life, the universe, and everything (self-centered much?)
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be...a 1920s-era hat. or suspendors.
7.- If I were a jewel I'd be...tiger's eye. cuz i kinda rhymes.
8.- If I were an object I'd be...a wii controller
9.- If I were a car I'd be...MR. Weasly's car. the one that went feral.
10.- If I were an element I'd be...the periodic table.
11.- If I were a tree I'd be...cut down, probs.
12.- If I were a drink I'd be...filled with sugar and colorful.
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be...Dublin Mudslide (not irish, tho)
14.- If I were a person I'd be...vexen's nerd cousin
15.- If I were a planet I'd be... Pluto. I don't care, astronomy, okay?
16.- If I were an insect I'd be...tiny and really annoying with a loud buzz.
17.- If I were public transport I'd be...that bus from HP.
18.- If I were a song I'd be...something they play in hair salons over and over
19.- If I were a movie I'd be...Donnie Darko...or Legally Blond.
20.- If I were a season I'd be...Autumn.
21.- If I were a flower I'd be...well...Am i still autumn? or is it spring?
22.- If I were a job I'd be...a space pirate
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... a background character in that imaginary friends show.
24.- If I were a place I'd be...Forks!! Actually, no. I'm not that cool.
25.- If I were a gift I'd be...from the dollar store
26.- If I were a memory I'd be...the one you think of at inopportune moments. And giggle hysterically.
27.- If I were a city I'd be..uh...Forks?
28.- If I were a sense I'd be...smell
29.- If I were a game I'd be...Twister!
30.- If I were a candy I'd be...Twizzlers
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be...late.
32.- If I were an invention I'd be...unhelpful.
33.- If I were a body-part I'd be...spleen
34.- If I were a country I'd be... Luxembourg.
35.- If I were a flavour I'd be...Sweet
36.- If I were a sport I'd be...Speed Cube
37.- If I were a smell I'd be...Drunk
38.- If I were a subject I'd be...Recess?
39.- If I were a flag I'd be...unfurled!
40.- If I were a building I'd be...Moma! Def. M.O.M.A!
41.- If I were a month I'd be...September-Month of Demyx
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be...Too strong
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be...Gummy venus de milo.
45.- If I were a toy I'd be...that's a secret. Yup, can't tell. sorry.
46.- If I were a textile I'd be...Vinyl...y.
47.- If I were a shape I'd be...inexplicable.
48.- If I were a answer I'd be...Yes, the one on the right. Beneath the bicycle. No ,not that. Wait, what the hell is that? Oh wait! That is it! Now throw it here and grab a shovel.
49.- If I were a common liquorice I'd be...confused
50.- If I were a word I'd be...Fractal.